NFL Week 4 Recap: Remember Guys, It’s Only Week 4

Season Record: 33-28 (Week 4: 4-9)

So, I wanted to get cute with my picks last week and I severely paid for it, posting my worst weekly win-loss record in the history of me doing this.

This does, however, show us just how unpredictable this league is, unlike the NBA (which I’m bigger fan of, by the way). But that’s what’s so great about the NFL, it’s different every year. Shit, it’s different every week. More on this later.

My Chicago Bears also suffered a heartbreaking loss in the slate of early games. “Boy, I’ll tell you. This was truly a tale of two halves,” is probably what some announcer/commentator said somewhere.

Head down below for what may be the most depressing recap ever.

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NFL Week 4 Preview

Week 4 is here, and like always, I’m late on this post. I wanna post these up on Tuesdays but my schedule sucks harder than Jerry Jones’ hookers.

Some solid matchups this week, but then you remember that the Bucs, Jags, Raiders and Titans are still being forced to play football, so who are the real winners and losers?

Arizona, St. Louis, Denver, Seattle, Cleveland and Cincinnati all on bye this week. Let’s do this shit.

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NFL Week 3 Recap: Goddamn the NFL Sucks Ass

Season Record: 29-9

You know what, it’s not even entirely the league’s fault. I mean, yeah, they’ve made some really bad calls over the past few months, but c’mon…

We know who the guilty parties are, so I won’t do a criminal roll call, but what is really making me hate this season is the media coverage. I get it. I don’t need Pam Oliver’s opinion on domestic abuse (does anybody, really?). I could give two fucks about what former murderer (allegedly) Ray Lewis has to say about it.

It’s only a story if you keep talking about it, asshole. Let the league handle it. Tell us what happened in a brief 2-minute segment, and talk about the goddamn sport.

Recap down below, though.

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NFL Week 3 Preview

Season Record: 17-15

So there was no recap because after a depressing first half of last Sunday Night’s matchup between the Niners and My Chicago Bears, we had a miraculous comeback, which led to me celebrating by drinking myself into a coma for about 3 days. Totally worth it.

We got a Super Bowl/Preseason Week 2 rematch (clearly the latter is more important given it’s more recent), and a ton of really bad games potentially.

They’ll probably be pretty fucking bad, though.

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NFL Week 2 Preview

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I’ll make this quick and painless as I don’t have super high hopes for this Sunday, but that picture is pretty awesome.

Some interesting matchups, no doubt, and since Thursday Night Football is about to start, I’ll just give each matchup some quick thoughts (though I’ll probably ramble as always).

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NFL Week 1 Recap: Kicking Down the Competition

Season Record: 10-6

Week 1 is officially over kinda, depending on whether I post this before or after the MNF games. My Chicago Bears crushed my heart into tiny little pieces, while we saw the shit teams in the NFL be competent for, like, a half.

We had a couple of OT thrillers, some blowouts, a few upsets and teams that have been bit early and very furiously by the injury bug.

Head down below for a recap for some of the big takeaways from this week.

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NFL Week 1 Preview

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! We’re back, baby!

I went ahead and forwent the preseason preview because, like with everything else in my life, I was too lazy to do it. But I’m definitely not passing up the weekly previews, it’s too much fun not knowing what the hell I’m doing.

This first week kicks off with a bang, as we see the defending champion Seattle Seahawks host the Green Bay Packers, Peyton and the Broncos face off against his former Colts team and, of course, the long-awaited Kansas City/Tennessee matchup. It has classic written all over it.

Head down below for stuff like predictions, outrageous claims and a full-on Chicago bias.

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